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                   " 
                    Uncle Fred is here! " 
                  Fred 
                    Forest and the telephone 
                  Marshall MAC LUHAN (January 
                    1973) 
                  To present the experiences 
                    that Fred Forest achieved with the telephone since 1972, using 
                    the urban and interurban networks, as well as of the automatic 
                    answering machines, Marshall Mac Luhan wrote for Fred Forest 
                    the following text: 
                  "The uncle Fred is here 
                    (American cliché used by the children to indicate to 
                    their parents that one calls them on the phone) or the telephone 
                    and the spying."  
                  I am delighted with 
                    the tentative of Fred Forest to reveal the mysteries of the 
                    telephone: mysteries too often indebted to the pure and simple 
                    inefficiency of the system. It is only of a dynamic talent 
                    as his to get round this involuntary conspiracy of the silence. 
                    The telephone is the most ignored of the media: only the " 
                    teenagers " understand it, them that wrap themselves to pleasure 
                    in the flex to chat endlessly the feet on the wall. It is 
                    exactly to what invites you this instrument of the most exacting. 
                    This medium challenges you to visualize your interlocutor 
                    while requiring expressly that you make it. It is the instrument 
                    the more kissing and the more kissable. It also has the power 
                    to send you entire where you call: the addressee is destined! 
                     
                  The American children 
                    donĂt say "uncle Fred is calling" but "uncle Fred is here" 
                    or even "uncle Fred is one the phone", that is to say the 
                    uncle Fred is on the telephone. 
                  The highly literary 
                    minds have horror of the telephone because it makes intrusion 
                    in their private lives, their intimacies: to the children, 
                    that is the same to them because they don't have or no more 
                    private life. To the United States, the only way to escape 
                    the invasion of the telephone is either to take refuge in 
                    car in the embarrassments of the circulation, either to hurry 
                    in meetings of advice, where for the whole administrative 
                    rumination time, we are safe from the telephone calls.  
                  With their installations 
                    at the Eskimos, the technicians of the Bell Telephone Company 
                    of Canada saw to be born again the oldest use of the beginnings 
                    of the telephone: all Eskimos want to participate in all telephone 
                    conversations of the whole community; it was necessary to 
                    put back in service the oldest known telephonic systems: "The 
                    party-line"*. This method is not foreign to the techniques 
                    of most recent spying of the C.I.A. 
                  Marshall McLuhan 
                  * Game of words untranslatable 
                    on the "specific politics of a party" and "the mutual telephone 
                    line, several subscribers for a same line".  
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